Disclaimer

Minor Side Effects produces satirical decorative objects.

All products sold on this site are art pieces intended for display only. They are cultural commentary rendered as visual objects — not functional tools, not replicas, and not products for use.

These items do not contain drugs or controlled substances of any kind.
They do not promote, encourage, simulate, or depict drug use.
They are not medical devices, toys, or novelty products.

Any resemblance to real-world substances, pills, or packaging is symbolic and representational, created solely for artistic and satirical purposes.

Nothing sold by Minor Side Effects is intended to alter perception, affect the body, or produce any physical or psychological effects.

Our products are objects to be looked at.
They are not to be consumed, inhaled, activated, or used in any manner beyond display.

Minor Side Effects makes no claims, explicit or implied, regarding experiences, sensations, outcomes, or effects of any kind.

By purchasing from this site, you acknowledge that you are buying a decorative art object intended solely for display.

If a piece makes you uncomfortable, that reaction is part of the work.